As noted in my previous post, I was using Bliss + Ascend for work. Before going home each day, I washed up, and applied Cohesion (Cohesion is a social/sexual blend thats supposed to make women feel comfortable and close to you) to wear at home and see what happens.
Thursday.
It should be noted that my primary target is my wife, we've talked about 'mones, but she has no clue I've started testing them on her. I don't want to risk placebo effects. Once I've tested more thoroughly, I'll let her in on it and ask her some questions on her feelings to get more insight.
This week has been a bitch for her at work. She's had no day off since last Tuesday, had to work at 4am both tuesday and wednesday and doesn't get home until after 5 most days. We also go to the gym most afternoons. Shortly before getting home, I apply Cohesion X 2 and Villian. I'm sticking with Villian as a cover scent because it seems to do the job and my wife would get suspicious if I started wearing something else.
We get home only a few minutes apart and start getting ready for the gym, as usual, she tells me about her day. After getting changed, and having our pre-workout, we head to the gym. I start seeing possible effects in the car. She's talkative, but not like when I had on Xist. She's not talking a mile a minute, she's actually... addled. She forgets things, loses her train of thought. It's not exhaustion. She's had rough times like this at work numerous times in the past seven years, and she's always coherent right up until she falls asleep early. She's also more touchy. She holds my hand when we cross the street to the gym? Once we're in, we work out, she's flirty and playful, making faces at me, doing little dances on the treadmill, it's humorous, but cute. When we leave, she's still chattier than usual, and still doesn't seem completely with it. When we get home, we eat dinner, and shower together. She's not coming on to me like with the Xist, but she's more touchy, holding hands, hugging randomly, etc. I get her into bed early, since I know tomorrow is another long day. Nothing spectacular today, but nature is nature, and I know she's tired.
Friday. Same as yesterday, I wash off the Bliss/Ascend before leaving work, and today I apply 2 x Cohesion and toss on 1 x Ascend just because. Today is a pain, we're dropping the two older kids off at the movies, and taking the youngest to the grocery store. I have to talk to my daughter (15) about some issues with late night texting. Instead of her typical eye rolling and "he does it too", she just points her eyes at the floor and yes sir's me to death. This is definitely the 'mones, no way she takes a scolding like that without trying to get out of it or divert, it's her MO...
By contrast, my son (16) is particularly aggressive. He's going to the movies with his girlfriend, he is usually in a great mood, now he wants to argue or fight with me about everything. Ugh. This could be the 'mones, might not be, he has moments like this from time to time. My wife is holding my hand a lot, normally when my son and I argue, she wants no part of it, now she's trying to calm me, and stroking my arm in a rather odd way? We pick up the girlfriend, drop off the teenagers and grab a bite to eat. My wife sits next to my son, and across from me at the table (much to his dismay, I can tell he was looking forward to having that side of the table to himself, and what twelve year boy old wants to have his mom crowding him?) She usually sits next to me, but now she's across from me, and making more eye contact than usual. Nothing flirty or sexual, just conversational, but I've mentioned before, she doesn't do eye contact typically.
Grocery store goes well, unusually so. There is no friction, even when we tell each other to put something back now that we're eating healthier. Actually, there are a lot of smiles and touching, again, nothing sexual, just lightly flirty. Even the boy seems particularly calm for a 1.5 hour trip to the store, he's usually grumpy by the 1 hour minute mark, now he's happily trailing along, making the occasional suggestion and even helps put the bags in the cart at checkout without being asked.
We pick up the teenagers and they're raving about how good the movie was. We drop off the girlfriend, then drop off my daughter at a friends house. As soon as we pass McDonalds, my oldest starts pissing and moaning about being hungry, he's a pain in the ass the whole way home. Talk about a 180 in attitude. I'm starting to think maybe the Ascend is hitting him and conflicting with his teenage abundance of testosterone? I don't think it's coincidence anymore. He was fine yesterday when I wore just cohesion, now he gets aggressive within minutes of being around me. I'm making a note of that...
The wife and I put away groceries, she's tired as hell, it's 10pm and she has to get up at 3am. I get her in a quick shower and in bed. We have a small argument about her work, but she's not defensive like usual, she's apologetic and it passes quickly. She makes the move to give me a huge hug and a kiss for no real reason. After a smoke, we kiss and go to sleep.
A few basic observations.
I can be an asshole, I admit it. I got no real self effects from Ascend/Bliss, but Cohesion seems to make me more agreeable, especially where my wife is concerned? Has anyone run into something like this?
As for others, the Cohesion seems to make my wife more touchy and friendly, but not overtly flirty like the Xist. It also seems to to make her a little flighty.
Adding the Ascend to the mix seemed to really set something off in my son with aggression, while the younger two and the wife go the other way, being more agreeable and submissive, domestically speaking.
Saturday, August 10, 2013
Continued Expirementation - Workplace
I purchased and received my ACE (Ascend/Cohesion/Evolve) from PheromoneXS this week. Initially, I tested an Xist sample with such success that I ordered a bottle the next day.
Thursday and Friday, I decided to try out the other products. After reading some reviews, and studying the effects various people report, I decided on a blend for work. Yes, I’m a newbie and shouldn't be blending yet, but I wasn’t sure I wanted to go with straight up Ascend (Ascend is what they call an Alpha blend, and I already have an Alpha personality). I do IT for a living. I deal with a wide variety of people, but most of them are not bosses or subordinates, I’m just fixing their stuff. When I do deal with people, I’m typically in close quarters (it’s amazing how many people want to lean over your shoulder when you’re fixing their PC) and I tend to be friendly with them, I’m carefully flirty with women unless they get more overt. With men, it’s typical guy jabber, sports, cars, wives, etc. With my older clients, I’ve learned who I can chat with, and who I can’t, or don’t want to.
Thursday – I start the day with nothing. First half of the day I’m working at a high school, and dread the thought of some of these girls getting hit by the pheromones, I already get regular looks from them when I’m working here of only two varieties, “eew, who’s the old guy?” or “ooo, who’s that older dude?” would describe them best. When I leave, I’m heading to my a data center where I have 4 co-workers and a whole building full of potential targets for testing. So I decide to start testing. Fifteen minutes before getting to the data center, I apply 2 sprays Ascend (sides of the neck), 2 Sprays Bliss (wrists); Bliss is another sample I received, it's a 'social' blend thats supposed to loosen people up and make them more friendly. Gag. I smell like dirty socks. Ascend has Copulins in it, they have a powerful scent. I wait until I get to the data center and apply cover scent, Villain. I stand in the foyer for a minute to make sure I can’t smell the cops. Faint, barely noticeable. Good enough.
I setup at my desk in the data center. I’m not really noticing any self-effects, definitely not the clenched jaw I got from Xist. I tend to run a little warm, so I’ve got a fan on my desk the only one in the office, it’s a small office with 5 people in it, I don’t expect it to be long before it circulates, and I’m terrified someone is going to comment on the cops smell, but I can’t even notice it anymore. After an hour, nothing. I go to lunch.
I’m at the little diner up the street, the girls at the counter, sisters in the fifties that own the place, are a little chattier than usual, and, oddly… giggly? The place is busy, there are people in line, and the sisters are poking fun of me for not getting lettuce or mayo on my club sandwich. Weird. I’m getting mine to go, so I go sit down and wait. While I’m sitting, one of the teachers from the school comes in the side door, she notices me and waves, I smile and wave. She comes over and wants to know if I looked at an issue in her classroom (I didn’t, she wasn’t there). In the past, I’ve run into her in and out of work (this diner is, literally, the only place to eat within ten miles, the town is tiny) and she’s very alpha female, I’ve no doubt she wears the pants in her family. At work, she’s almost dismissive “This needs to be fixed” then goes her way. Out of work, it’s a smile and a hello, that’s it, unless she has a work question. After I tell her I haven’t been in her classroom, she sits down…? She’s 40ish, not unattractive, and married. Now we’re talking about her summer, how she likes to spend as much time near the pool with a drink as possible, she’s leaning in, hands outstretched on the table, and she’s all eye contact and smiles. She’s got one leg open on the side of the chair, the other forward. WTH… I’m careful about flirting with her, I don’t need the kind of trouble this could cause. She called her order in, and hers is ready before mine, they call her name, and she turns to tell them she’ll be there in a minute, and continues to talk to me. A few minutes later, my name is called, and we get up and get our food and leave, shes all smiles as she promises to be there when I go next week to check her classroom. Definite hit there.
Back at the office, I eat my food, by the time lunch is done, the one girl in the office is acting strange. She’s not focusing on me or anything, but she’s joking and laughing and smiling. Now, our boss has nicknamed her “sunshine”. Sarcastically. Because she almost never smiles. He even wrote “Good morning Sunshine, SMILE!” on the whiteboard next her desk as a joke. It could just be a good day for her, maybe she got laid last night. Could be the Ascend, probably the Bliss, but I can’t tell. The rest of the day is uneventful, no calls come in, so I don’t interact with anyone really. My boss seems less gruff than usual, he even falls asleep at his desk (he sits closer to me than anyone else, our desks face each other, touching) maybe this is the Bliss? I’ve read others report on similar effects?
Friday.
I’m in the data center all day today. I apply the same mix again, half an hour before getting there. 2xAscend + 2xBliss. I apply my cover scent just before getting there. The morning is slow so I’m in the office for most of it. After about an hour, I notice “sunshine” getting chatty again, before long she’s joking and giggling. Two days in a row? I’m wondering if it’s hitting her, but she has no focus because my fan is blowing it all over the office and she doesn’t know where it’s coming from? This alone would make the blend worthwhile for work, she usually makes the day worse by bitching and being generally grumpy.
About 10am, one of the supervisors comes in from another office to talk to my boss. He’s out today, so she just hangs out and chats with me for five minutes or so. We hardly know each other (she’s friends with sunshine, so she usually calls her direct when she has an issue) but she’s asking me about my upcoming weekend, etc. I have so little interest, it’s not funny, she usually treats me like a minion to do her bidding. She leaves and I chuckle to myself.
Lunchtime, I walk down to the café again. This time, one sister is at the counter, and she’s all smiles and bubbles. The other sister sees me and comes up to ring me up after the other has taken my order. She’s usually expediting, so this isn’t normal. Both are all smiley at me. I sit down and wait. My name is called, I go up to get my food, and they ask me to wait a second. The kitchen is only 6 or 7 feet behind the counter, with a window between. One sister opens my food while the other says something to the cook. I look down to see my sandwhich has fries stuck in it to make a smiley face, the cook is telling me through the window she wanted to do something special for me because I’m always so patient for my order. I’ve been coming here for two years, I’ve always been patient. Dafuq is going on here? I didn’t think it would extend out that far, but I can’t think of any other reason a fifty year old woman would suddenly take to making smiley faces in sandwiches, this has to be a hit. While I was waiting, I sat down next to a table full of sheriffs eating lunch together. 6 of them, all male, ranging from their early twenties to upper fifties. I get constant looks from the table, unfriendly ones. One even looks over his shoulder to get a look. I get a distinct vibe they don’t like me, even though I’m clean shaven, professionally dressed and obviously not new here with the way the girls at the counter talked to me. I pay them no mind. They eventually ignore me.
Back at the office. I get a call to an office where a girl has lost her documents. I’m in her office for 2 minutes, and she asks if I smell something funny… Stuff has been on for five hours now, can she really smell it when no one else has? She just got back from maternity leave last week, maybe this has something to do with it? She acts no differently than normal, other than being thankful and amazed when I find all her documents right where they belong…
I step out of the office, and I notice a woman I’ve had my eye on going out for a smoke. I check my pocket to make sure I’ve got mine, and step out right behind her. We’ve talked twice before, she almost never calls for help and she works the opposite side of the building, so goes out to smoke on the other side, so I almost never see her. She’s a couple years younger than me, and married, but has a body to die for, long brunette hair, green eyes, and glasses and pulls off the “sexy librarian” look that sucks me in every time. We chat while we smoke, and it gets progressive. Starts out as small talk, then she’s telling me she needs a weekend night off (she works part time fri/sat waiting tables for some extra cash for herself) Then she’s telling me how her husband works opposite shifts so they don’t hardly see each other, and how she needs a stiff drink and a night out. We flirt back and forth, for a good five minutes after our smokes are finished. When we head back into the building, she steps in front of me and opens the door for me… When we pass her office, she stops and talks to me for another five minutes before going in. I might have to start smoking at the other end of the building and pursue this a little further... maybe even change up the ‘mones a little and see what happens.
Nothing else noteworthy for the rest of the day. A few interactions, but nothing unusual. By the time I leave, it’s been on for 9 hours, I wash my face in the rest room to remove anything lingering, and head home, where I plan to try a different blend (I’ll post those results in a different posting)
Thursday and Friday, I decided to try out the other products. After reading some reviews, and studying the effects various people report, I decided on a blend for work. Yes, I’m a newbie and shouldn't be blending yet, but I wasn’t sure I wanted to go with straight up Ascend (Ascend is what they call an Alpha blend, and I already have an Alpha personality). I do IT for a living. I deal with a wide variety of people, but most of them are not bosses or subordinates, I’m just fixing their stuff. When I do deal with people, I’m typically in close quarters (it’s amazing how many people want to lean over your shoulder when you’re fixing their PC) and I tend to be friendly with them, I’m carefully flirty with women unless they get more overt. With men, it’s typical guy jabber, sports, cars, wives, etc. With my older clients, I’ve learned who I can chat with, and who I can’t, or don’t want to.
Thursday – I start the day with nothing. First half of the day I’m working at a high school, and dread the thought of some of these girls getting hit by the pheromones, I already get regular looks from them when I’m working here of only two varieties, “eew, who’s the old guy?” or “ooo, who’s that older dude?” would describe them best. When I leave, I’m heading to my a data center where I have 4 co-workers and a whole building full of potential targets for testing. So I decide to start testing. Fifteen minutes before getting to the data center, I apply 2 sprays Ascend (sides of the neck), 2 Sprays Bliss (wrists); Bliss is another sample I received, it's a 'social' blend thats supposed to loosen people up and make them more friendly. Gag. I smell like dirty socks. Ascend has Copulins in it, they have a powerful scent. I wait until I get to the data center and apply cover scent, Villain. I stand in the foyer for a minute to make sure I can’t smell the cops. Faint, barely noticeable. Good enough.
I setup at my desk in the data center. I’m not really noticing any self-effects, definitely not the clenched jaw I got from Xist. I tend to run a little warm, so I’ve got a fan on my desk the only one in the office, it’s a small office with 5 people in it, I don’t expect it to be long before it circulates, and I’m terrified someone is going to comment on the cops smell, but I can’t even notice it anymore. After an hour, nothing. I go to lunch.
I’m at the little diner up the street, the girls at the counter, sisters in the fifties that own the place, are a little chattier than usual, and, oddly… giggly? The place is busy, there are people in line, and the sisters are poking fun of me for not getting lettuce or mayo on my club sandwich. Weird. I’m getting mine to go, so I go sit down and wait. While I’m sitting, one of the teachers from the school comes in the side door, she notices me and waves, I smile and wave. She comes over and wants to know if I looked at an issue in her classroom (I didn’t, she wasn’t there). In the past, I’ve run into her in and out of work (this diner is, literally, the only place to eat within ten miles, the town is tiny) and she’s very alpha female, I’ve no doubt she wears the pants in her family. At work, she’s almost dismissive “This needs to be fixed” then goes her way. Out of work, it’s a smile and a hello, that’s it, unless she has a work question. After I tell her I haven’t been in her classroom, she sits down…? She’s 40ish, not unattractive, and married. Now we’re talking about her summer, how she likes to spend as much time near the pool with a drink as possible, she’s leaning in, hands outstretched on the table, and she’s all eye contact and smiles. She’s got one leg open on the side of the chair, the other forward. WTH… I’m careful about flirting with her, I don’t need the kind of trouble this could cause. She called her order in, and hers is ready before mine, they call her name, and she turns to tell them she’ll be there in a minute, and continues to talk to me. A few minutes later, my name is called, and we get up and get our food and leave, shes all smiles as she promises to be there when I go next week to check her classroom. Definite hit there.
Back at the office, I eat my food, by the time lunch is done, the one girl in the office is acting strange. She’s not focusing on me or anything, but she’s joking and laughing and smiling. Now, our boss has nicknamed her “sunshine”. Sarcastically. Because she almost never smiles. He even wrote “Good morning Sunshine, SMILE!” on the whiteboard next her desk as a joke. It could just be a good day for her, maybe she got laid last night. Could be the Ascend, probably the Bliss, but I can’t tell. The rest of the day is uneventful, no calls come in, so I don’t interact with anyone really. My boss seems less gruff than usual, he even falls asleep at his desk (he sits closer to me than anyone else, our desks face each other, touching) maybe this is the Bliss? I’ve read others report on similar effects?
Friday.
I’m in the data center all day today. I apply the same mix again, half an hour before getting there. 2xAscend + 2xBliss. I apply my cover scent just before getting there. The morning is slow so I’m in the office for most of it. After about an hour, I notice “sunshine” getting chatty again, before long she’s joking and giggling. Two days in a row? I’m wondering if it’s hitting her, but she has no focus because my fan is blowing it all over the office and she doesn’t know where it’s coming from? This alone would make the blend worthwhile for work, she usually makes the day worse by bitching and being generally grumpy.
About 10am, one of the supervisors comes in from another office to talk to my boss. He’s out today, so she just hangs out and chats with me for five minutes or so. We hardly know each other (she’s friends with sunshine, so she usually calls her direct when she has an issue) but she’s asking me about my upcoming weekend, etc. I have so little interest, it’s not funny, she usually treats me like a minion to do her bidding. She leaves and I chuckle to myself.
Lunchtime, I walk down to the café again. This time, one sister is at the counter, and she’s all smiles and bubbles. The other sister sees me and comes up to ring me up after the other has taken my order. She’s usually expediting, so this isn’t normal. Both are all smiley at me. I sit down and wait. My name is called, I go up to get my food, and they ask me to wait a second. The kitchen is only 6 or 7 feet behind the counter, with a window between. One sister opens my food while the other says something to the cook. I look down to see my sandwhich has fries stuck in it to make a smiley face, the cook is telling me through the window she wanted to do something special for me because I’m always so patient for my order. I’ve been coming here for two years, I’ve always been patient. Dafuq is going on here? I didn’t think it would extend out that far, but I can’t think of any other reason a fifty year old woman would suddenly take to making smiley faces in sandwiches, this has to be a hit. While I was waiting, I sat down next to a table full of sheriffs eating lunch together. 6 of them, all male, ranging from their early twenties to upper fifties. I get constant looks from the table, unfriendly ones. One even looks over his shoulder to get a look. I get a distinct vibe they don’t like me, even though I’m clean shaven, professionally dressed and obviously not new here with the way the girls at the counter talked to me. I pay them no mind. They eventually ignore me.
Back at the office. I get a call to an office where a girl has lost her documents. I’m in her office for 2 minutes, and she asks if I smell something funny… Stuff has been on for five hours now, can she really smell it when no one else has? She just got back from maternity leave last week, maybe this has something to do with it? She acts no differently than normal, other than being thankful and amazed when I find all her documents right where they belong…
I step out of the office, and I notice a woman I’ve had my eye on going out for a smoke. I check my pocket to make sure I’ve got mine, and step out right behind her. We’ve talked twice before, she almost never calls for help and she works the opposite side of the building, so goes out to smoke on the other side, so I almost never see her. She’s a couple years younger than me, and married, but has a body to die for, long brunette hair, green eyes, and glasses and pulls off the “sexy librarian” look that sucks me in every time. We chat while we smoke, and it gets progressive. Starts out as small talk, then she’s telling me she needs a weekend night off (she works part time fri/sat waiting tables for some extra cash for herself) Then she’s telling me how her husband works opposite shifts so they don’t hardly see each other, and how she needs a stiff drink and a night out. We flirt back and forth, for a good five minutes after our smokes are finished. When we head back into the building, she steps in front of me and opens the door for me… When we pass her office, she stops and talks to me for another five minutes before going in. I might have to start smoking at the other end of the building and pursue this a little further... maybe even change up the ‘mones a little and see what happens.
Nothing else noteworthy for the rest of the day. A few interactions, but nothing unusual. By the time I leave, it’s been on for 9 hours, I wash my face in the rest room to remove anything lingering, and head home, where I plan to try a different blend (I’ll post those results in a different posting)
Thursday, August 8, 2013
I've never used pheromones in my life. Ever. Heard of them, was very skeptical. Got interested in them a couple weeks ago and started doing heavy research. Finally I pulled the trigger on the A.C.E pack from www.pheromoneXS.com the other day and it came yesterday (I got the delivery notification while on my way home, I felt like a kid going home on Christmas eve) and requested a couple samples because I had something in mind for each, a situation in which I thought they might apply. Steve-O (the proprietor and mad scientist who creates the blends) must be a crystal ball wielding wizard, I didn't get the samples I'd requested, but when I opened the package, I did get a sample of Xist. I went to the internet, I read up on it, I applied some logic to my current situation, and went for it. I didn't want to start blending, not yet.
Target - Wife of 17 years. 38 years old. Very driven and hard working, but avoids conflict (and eye contact) like the plague. Other than me, or subordinates at work (she's management), she makes eye contact with people for no more than a second or two at a time, even with me, it's not more than 4 or 5 seconds, even during sex. Constantly gets male attention, she's very pretty, with a curvy figure and looks 5 years younger than she really is. We just came through a VERY rough spot in our marriage, divorce was on the table even. The possibility of this "reset" effect some people mentioned appealed to me, we've been doing real good the past month, but there are some things that are just still "missing"
Innocent Bystanders - 2 women at the gym, 2 dogs, and my teenage son.
I'm home from work earlier than usual, before my wife. I've opened the package and I've got the bottles spread out on my bed. I've decided on Xist, but I don't want to put it on too early, her work hours are crazy. She was up at 3am today, at work by 4. People are saying Xist is multiple exposure, thats good, I'm not expecting much tonight, she'll be out like a light by 9. I can wear it for a few days and see what happens as it builds.
5:15pm - Wife texts, she's on her way home. I'm staring at the bottle. Five minutes later, I put it on. Sample sprayer, one spray to each side of the neck. Cover scent with Villian. It's one of my wifes favorites, starts strong, fades fast, then comes back strong if I heat up. We're going to the gym tonight, so this should work.
Immediate effect (under five minutes) My neck is killing me, the muscles at the base of my skull are incredibly tight. Am I getting a migraine? NOW? I haven't had one in over a year. Then I realize I'm clenching my jaw like nobodys business. I loosen it up, run through a few neck stretches, and I'm fine. A few people have mentioned that one of the key ingredients in this can make people grind their teeth for the first fifteen minutes or so. I wasn't grinding, just clenching, HARD. Didn't last more than a couple minutes though. Easily controllable if you're aware of it.
After a few minutes, I decide to go make my pre-workout drink and feed the dogs. I'm feeling calm and collected, but otherwise, no "self-effects". I'm still skeptical about pheromones, I'll be honest. I open my bedroom door and step into the hall, all doubts fade.
I only mention this part, because it's what convinced me there was something in that bottle other than snake oil. I have two dogs, a 7 year old female Akita, fixed. She's MY girl. We've got a serious bond. If i'm upset, she'll pick up on it no matter how well I hide it. The other is a 7 month old husky/malamute mix, still intact. To say he's excitable is to say an atom bomb goes boom. This guy is full on, 100% of the time. When you come home, he mobs you. When you disappear in the bedroom long enough to change your pants, and come back out, he mobs you. 5 minutes or 5 hours, it's like he missed you so bad he thought he'd never see you again.
I open the bedroom door, and, per usual, the dogs are lying outside in the hall, but they don't get up. No reaction, they both are WAY calmer than they should be, it's feeding time, the pup knows feeding time like he can read a clock. Nothing. I walk to the kitchen, start making my drink, look around, the female is five feet away, staring at me, trying to make eye contact, when I do, she holds it, won't break it, but it's not a dominant stare, I realize, she's fascinated, totally mesmerized. The pup lies down 2 feet from me and turns his head away, but only far enough that he can still see me. His ears are back, but his tail is wagging. He avoids eye contact at all costs (he usually will just stare into your eyes without a second thought). WTH kind of wizardry is this?
I feed them, they won't go to the bowl until I've moved away. I wander off to drink my drink and watch my oldest son play some CoD, he doesn't seem to notice me, at all. Usually it's hey, check this out, or hey, watch this, now he's zoned me out. After about ten minutes of this, I realize the wife will be home soon, I decide I need to perform a test. I change into my gym clothes, and wait in the bedroom. When she pulls in, I walk into the kitchen and wait. I'm watching the dogs, when she comes home she gives them a treat usually, they know it, and they both mob her at the door like crazy. The door opens and the dogs don't even move. They are both still fixed on me and calm as heck. They glance at the door, but otherwise, nothing. OK. It might take time to work on people, but apparently dogs pick up on pheromones immediately, and it hits them hard.
It's 5:50 pm. Wife walks in the door. Up until now, there have been no self effects, except maybe an unusual calm. When she walks in, it all goes out the window. Is that, butterflies in my stomach? I'm 41, I haven't felt butterflies since my 12 year old was born. We hug, kiss, head to the bedroom so she can change. She tells me about her day while she changes. I go make her drink and return. She continues telling me about her day. She's been home about ten minutes now. She takes 20 minutes to drink something she drinks in 2 minutes or less literally every day for the past month. She won't stop talking, and her speech is speeding up. We get in the car and head to the gym, she keeps talking. Normally our rides to the gym (15 minutes) are interspersed with conversation and the radio. This is no conversation, it's just her, telling me more about her day than I've ever heard. Then shes singing Led Zeppelin, he hates LZ, wth? She even improvs a line about hating LZ. Then she's back to talking. Wait. Is trying to establish eye contact? I glance over, she locks eyes and holds my gaze. Hey, I'm driving here. I turn back to the road. She repeatedly tries to gain and maintain eye contact. Who is this person?
6:30pm we get to the gym, we've got the place to ourselves. For the record, our gym is tiny. It's maybe 80 feet deep by 20 feet wide and packed with equipment. I put my stuff up and start lifting, she goes to the treadmill. After ten minutes, I go to get a drink, I notice her phone is in our cubby. Huh? She's usually facebooking or texting while on the treadmill... I walk past her to go back to the weights, she starts talking to me. Not a comment, TALKING. She doesn't talk in the gym, ever, she makes a passing comment here and there, but not conversation. Now she's trying to hold my attention and is talking up a storm. I excuse myself to finish my arm workout. I'm totally distracted... I'm usually very focused in the gym, today I'm scatterbrained. I go to get some cardio done on the elliptical, I notice my heartrate is about 10bpm higher than usual. I notice this because my heartrate is very predictable when I exercise. Weird. Noted. Two regulars, black women probably about 35 and 55 come in within 5 minutes of each other. The younger one, as usual, takes the bike just in front and to the right of me on the elliptical. Within a minute, my wife is standing next to me talking. I don't make much conversation, and encourage her to get her leg exercises and abs done. She does.
The two other women start talking about a computer virus right about the time I finish my cardio. I do IT for a living, and interject myself into the conversation while I start up my second round of arms workout. I don't talk to anyone in the gym but my wife, I've seen them here before, thats it, now we're talking like 3 buddies. Weird. I'm almost done, I notice the wife has finished and walks up to me, "Are you almost done now?" ..... She's ... Jealous? My wife doesn't have a jealous bone in her body. She's never shown even the slightest sign of jealousy. We swing for crying out loud! Now I can see it plain as day. Whoa... I finish up and we leave. Within 2 minutes of being in the car, she's fine again, it's passed, but now she's talking, a mile a minute, non-stop.
Stop at WalGreens. Wife wants body wash. This is an old dance. She'll sniff a few, I'll sniff a few, I'll suggest this one or that one I like the smell of, she invariably says they are too strong or doesn't like them, and picks one out completely contrary to my choice.
I pick one up, sniff it, yummy, citrusy, orange, I like it, I hand her the bottle "I like this one babe" she sniffs, takes the bottle, "OK". Huh? No, wait, this isn't how we play this game. Really, she's buying my first choice? Hmm. Coincidence? Possibly. But... not likely, this game has been played WAY too many times and the end result has ALWAYS been the same.
On the way home, she keeps talking, at one point she slaps her hand down on my leg, then leaves it there. She isn't the touchy feely type, never has been.
7:45 pm We get home. Between us, we gather stuff for a shower and get some laundry thrown in, drink our protein shakes, and a few other minor things around the house. I decide to shave before she starts the shower, I need a headstart...
We get in the shower. I'm sorry to disappoint the young folks thinking married people get in the shower and go at it like bunnies. My wife is an inch taller than I am, and shower sex just doesn't work, believe me, we've tried. We have a dual head shower and shower together mostly out of convenience. We typically stand about a foot apart, wash up, and we're done in under ten minutes. I turn around to rinse my face, i feel her rubbing against me, back to back. Oh? She starts going back and forth, and says something about helping me wash up my backside. Hmm. I jump out before she's finished. I dry off, pull out the secret stash and apply one sample spray of xist and a quick spray of villain.
8:30 pm. We're out of the shower, settled in the bedroom, door closed, music playing, lights on, smoking. She's not talking as much, but she is making eye contact for almost uncomfortable periods of time (I'm all about eye contact, when I say uncomfortable, I mean, I'm start to wonder whats up with her, it's just so out of character) her body language is very open and flirty.
8:45 pm I lean in for a quick peck and I'm met with an open mouth, we're making out for a couple minutes (unusual, my wife doesn't do "making out" unless it's during foreplay) OH, wait, this is foreplay, she pulls back and says "I'm beat, but can we have lazy sex?" Mind=Blown. She doesn't initiate almost ever, and when she does, it's never an outright verbal statement.
I won't get into the all the details, but there are a few very worth pointing out. First, the foreplay was short, but VERY intense. The sex? Wow. I wasn't expecting much from "lazy sex". Thats how it started out, then, wait, is she? Ohhh. OK. She's usually an external stimulation type of gal, preferrably of the oral variety, and I'm usually more than willing to oblige. But this? This is a 1 in 50 thing. It happens, but almost never. Now she's hanging on to me like a security blanket. 5 minutes later, wait, again? Really? This isn't 1 in 50, this is 1 in never, like ever, she's said it in plain english in the past "I'm just not multi-orgasmic during sex" OK... well then. Now she's grinning like mad. Did I mention intense maintained eye contact for long periods of time? This stopped being lazy a while ago, where are the pillows? She makes a request, wants to see the end result, and asks very anxiously. Oh? Unusual, yes, but whats really unusual is how anxious she is. Damn...
9:45pm. Um, where did the time go? I thought that was like 10 minutes. Nevermind. Lets have a smoke and go to bed. Now she's miss snuggly. Not really snuggling, but leaning in, getting close. She's usually chatty after, we'll sit and smoke, but this is different, like she just wants to be close to me, I like it.
10pm. Lights out. Bedtime. She's skin on skin from my head to my toes snuggling up to me. She's out before long, I'm up until 11, my heart is POUNDING. Is this an effect? Or something else. I can feel adrenaline in my body like crazy and I can hear my heartbeat in my head. Finally off to sleep.
6am. Wake up feeling fine. Wander out. Dogs are acting normal now, thank goodness. I'm going to assume it's worn off for the most part
So thats Day 1. I'll continue to update the blog with my observations, both positive and negative as they come. I'll be trying different products (as I can afford them) and will report on each as I use them, or blend them. Some days, in order to avoid her getting adapted, I'll be going without the pheromones. If I notice any lingering differences, I'll note them here for all to see. Stay tuned.
Target - Wife of 17 years. 38 years old. Very driven and hard working, but avoids conflict (and eye contact) like the plague. Other than me, or subordinates at work (she's management), she makes eye contact with people for no more than a second or two at a time, even with me, it's not more than 4 or 5 seconds, even during sex. Constantly gets male attention, she's very pretty, with a curvy figure and looks 5 years younger than she really is. We just came through a VERY rough spot in our marriage, divorce was on the table even. The possibility of this "reset" effect some people mentioned appealed to me, we've been doing real good the past month, but there are some things that are just still "missing"
Innocent Bystanders - 2 women at the gym, 2 dogs, and my teenage son.
I'm home from work earlier than usual, before my wife. I've opened the package and I've got the bottles spread out on my bed. I've decided on Xist, but I don't want to put it on too early, her work hours are crazy. She was up at 3am today, at work by 4. People are saying Xist is multiple exposure, thats good, I'm not expecting much tonight, she'll be out like a light by 9. I can wear it for a few days and see what happens as it builds.
5:15pm - Wife texts, she's on her way home. I'm staring at the bottle. Five minutes later, I put it on. Sample sprayer, one spray to each side of the neck. Cover scent with Villian. It's one of my wifes favorites, starts strong, fades fast, then comes back strong if I heat up. We're going to the gym tonight, so this should work.
Immediate effect (under five minutes) My neck is killing me, the muscles at the base of my skull are incredibly tight. Am I getting a migraine? NOW? I haven't had one in over a year. Then I realize I'm clenching my jaw like nobodys business. I loosen it up, run through a few neck stretches, and I'm fine. A few people have mentioned that one of the key ingredients in this can make people grind their teeth for the first fifteen minutes or so. I wasn't grinding, just clenching, HARD. Didn't last more than a couple minutes though. Easily controllable if you're aware of it.
After a few minutes, I decide to go make my pre-workout drink and feed the dogs. I'm feeling calm and collected, but otherwise, no "self-effects". I'm still skeptical about pheromones, I'll be honest. I open my bedroom door and step into the hall, all doubts fade.
I only mention this part, because it's what convinced me there was something in that bottle other than snake oil. I have two dogs, a 7 year old female Akita, fixed. She's MY girl. We've got a serious bond. If i'm upset, she'll pick up on it no matter how well I hide it. The other is a 7 month old husky/malamute mix, still intact. To say he's excitable is to say an atom bomb goes boom. This guy is full on, 100% of the time. When you come home, he mobs you. When you disappear in the bedroom long enough to change your pants, and come back out, he mobs you. 5 minutes or 5 hours, it's like he missed you so bad he thought he'd never see you again.
I open the bedroom door, and, per usual, the dogs are lying outside in the hall, but they don't get up. No reaction, they both are WAY calmer than they should be, it's feeding time, the pup knows feeding time like he can read a clock. Nothing. I walk to the kitchen, start making my drink, look around, the female is five feet away, staring at me, trying to make eye contact, when I do, she holds it, won't break it, but it's not a dominant stare, I realize, she's fascinated, totally mesmerized. The pup lies down 2 feet from me and turns his head away, but only far enough that he can still see me. His ears are back, but his tail is wagging. He avoids eye contact at all costs (he usually will just stare into your eyes without a second thought). WTH kind of wizardry is this?
I feed them, they won't go to the bowl until I've moved away. I wander off to drink my drink and watch my oldest son play some CoD, he doesn't seem to notice me, at all. Usually it's hey, check this out, or hey, watch this, now he's zoned me out. After about ten minutes of this, I realize the wife will be home soon, I decide I need to perform a test. I change into my gym clothes, and wait in the bedroom. When she pulls in, I walk into the kitchen and wait. I'm watching the dogs, when she comes home she gives them a treat usually, they know it, and they both mob her at the door like crazy. The door opens and the dogs don't even move. They are both still fixed on me and calm as heck. They glance at the door, but otherwise, nothing. OK. It might take time to work on people, but apparently dogs pick up on pheromones immediately, and it hits them hard.
It's 5:50 pm. Wife walks in the door. Up until now, there have been no self effects, except maybe an unusual calm. When she walks in, it all goes out the window. Is that, butterflies in my stomach? I'm 41, I haven't felt butterflies since my 12 year old was born. We hug, kiss, head to the bedroom so she can change. She tells me about her day while she changes. I go make her drink and return. She continues telling me about her day. She's been home about ten minutes now. She takes 20 minutes to drink something she drinks in 2 minutes or less literally every day for the past month. She won't stop talking, and her speech is speeding up. We get in the car and head to the gym, she keeps talking. Normally our rides to the gym (15 minutes) are interspersed with conversation and the radio. This is no conversation, it's just her, telling me more about her day than I've ever heard. Then shes singing Led Zeppelin, he hates LZ, wth? She even improvs a line about hating LZ. Then she's back to talking. Wait. Is trying to establish eye contact? I glance over, she locks eyes and holds my gaze. Hey, I'm driving here. I turn back to the road. She repeatedly tries to gain and maintain eye contact. Who is this person?
6:30pm we get to the gym, we've got the place to ourselves. For the record, our gym is tiny. It's maybe 80 feet deep by 20 feet wide and packed with equipment. I put my stuff up and start lifting, she goes to the treadmill. After ten minutes, I go to get a drink, I notice her phone is in our cubby. Huh? She's usually facebooking or texting while on the treadmill... I walk past her to go back to the weights, she starts talking to me. Not a comment, TALKING. She doesn't talk in the gym, ever, she makes a passing comment here and there, but not conversation. Now she's trying to hold my attention and is talking up a storm. I excuse myself to finish my arm workout. I'm totally distracted... I'm usually very focused in the gym, today I'm scatterbrained. I go to get some cardio done on the elliptical, I notice my heartrate is about 10bpm higher than usual. I notice this because my heartrate is very predictable when I exercise. Weird. Noted. Two regulars, black women probably about 35 and 55 come in within 5 minutes of each other. The younger one, as usual, takes the bike just in front and to the right of me on the elliptical. Within a minute, my wife is standing next to me talking. I don't make much conversation, and encourage her to get her leg exercises and abs done. She does.
The two other women start talking about a computer virus right about the time I finish my cardio. I do IT for a living, and interject myself into the conversation while I start up my second round of arms workout. I don't talk to anyone in the gym but my wife, I've seen them here before, thats it, now we're talking like 3 buddies. Weird. I'm almost done, I notice the wife has finished and walks up to me, "Are you almost done now?" ..... She's ... Jealous? My wife doesn't have a jealous bone in her body. She's never shown even the slightest sign of jealousy. We swing for crying out loud! Now I can see it plain as day. Whoa... I finish up and we leave. Within 2 minutes of being in the car, she's fine again, it's passed, but now she's talking, a mile a minute, non-stop.
Stop at WalGreens. Wife wants body wash. This is an old dance. She'll sniff a few, I'll sniff a few, I'll suggest this one or that one I like the smell of, she invariably says they are too strong or doesn't like them, and picks one out completely contrary to my choice.
I pick one up, sniff it, yummy, citrusy, orange, I like it, I hand her the bottle "I like this one babe" she sniffs, takes the bottle, "OK". Huh? No, wait, this isn't how we play this game. Really, she's buying my first choice? Hmm. Coincidence? Possibly. But... not likely, this game has been played WAY too many times and the end result has ALWAYS been the same.
On the way home, she keeps talking, at one point she slaps her hand down on my leg, then leaves it there. She isn't the touchy feely type, never has been.
7:45 pm We get home. Between us, we gather stuff for a shower and get some laundry thrown in, drink our protein shakes, and a few other minor things around the house. I decide to shave before she starts the shower, I need a headstart...
We get in the shower. I'm sorry to disappoint the young folks thinking married people get in the shower and go at it like bunnies. My wife is an inch taller than I am, and shower sex just doesn't work, believe me, we've tried. We have a dual head shower and shower together mostly out of convenience. We typically stand about a foot apart, wash up, and we're done in under ten minutes. I turn around to rinse my face, i feel her rubbing against me, back to back. Oh? She starts going back and forth, and says something about helping me wash up my backside. Hmm. I jump out before she's finished. I dry off, pull out the secret stash and apply one sample spray of xist and a quick spray of villain.
8:30 pm. We're out of the shower, settled in the bedroom, door closed, music playing, lights on, smoking. She's not talking as much, but she is making eye contact for almost uncomfortable periods of time (I'm all about eye contact, when I say uncomfortable, I mean, I'm start to wonder whats up with her, it's just so out of character) her body language is very open and flirty.
8:45 pm I lean in for a quick peck and I'm met with an open mouth, we're making out for a couple minutes (unusual, my wife doesn't do "making out" unless it's during foreplay) OH, wait, this is foreplay, she pulls back and says "I'm beat, but can we have lazy sex?" Mind=Blown. She doesn't initiate almost ever, and when she does, it's never an outright verbal statement.
I won't get into the all the details, but there are a few very worth pointing out. First, the foreplay was short, but VERY intense. The sex? Wow. I wasn't expecting much from "lazy sex". Thats how it started out, then, wait, is she? Ohhh. OK. She's usually an external stimulation type of gal, preferrably of the oral variety, and I'm usually more than willing to oblige. But this? This is a 1 in 50 thing. It happens, but almost never. Now she's hanging on to me like a security blanket. 5 minutes later, wait, again? Really? This isn't 1 in 50, this is 1 in never, like ever, she's said it in plain english in the past "I'm just not multi-orgasmic during sex" OK... well then. Now she's grinning like mad. Did I mention intense maintained eye contact for long periods of time? This stopped being lazy a while ago, where are the pillows? She makes a request, wants to see the end result, and asks very anxiously. Oh? Unusual, yes, but whats really unusual is how anxious she is. Damn...
9:45pm. Um, where did the time go? I thought that was like 10 minutes. Nevermind. Lets have a smoke and go to bed. Now she's miss snuggly. Not really snuggling, but leaning in, getting close. She's usually chatty after, we'll sit and smoke, but this is different, like she just wants to be close to me, I like it.
10pm. Lights out. Bedtime. She's skin on skin from my head to my toes snuggling up to me. She's out before long, I'm up until 11, my heart is POUNDING. Is this an effect? Or something else. I can feel adrenaline in my body like crazy and I can hear my heartbeat in my head. Finally off to sleep.
6am. Wake up feeling fine. Wander out. Dogs are acting normal now, thank goodness. I'm going to assume it's worn off for the most part
So thats Day 1. I'll continue to update the blog with my observations, both positive and negative as they come. I'll be trying different products (as I can afford them) and will report on each as I use them, or blend them. Some days, in order to avoid her getting adapted, I'll be going without the pheromones. If I notice any lingering differences, I'll note them here for all to see. Stay tuned.
Wednesday, August 7, 2013
An introduction to your author/mad scientist
Recent events in my life have made me decide to explore the
world of pheromone use. To the outsider, it seems rather simple, you apply a
pheromone laced liquid, you go in public, women love you. However, what I’ve
turned up in my research seems to be quite a different thing altogether. There
are numerous types of pheromones, with numerous effects. Some don’t work on
some people, while others have unexpected results and apparently too much can
be as bad as not enough. My experience with their use is exactly zero. Today my
first product will be arriving, I’ll be testing it in various environments, on
various persons, and I’ll be reporting my results here in detail. There will be
no “explicit content” I’ll keep everything rated R or cleaner.
Before I begin the testing, I want to tell you about myself,
so you can understand where I’m coming from and why I do what I do. Some people
are going to find this offensive, and personally, I don’t care.
The name on my blog is fake, in case you couldn’t tell. I’m 41
and married, have been for 17 years, happily. Our sex life could be categorized
as “Good, with lots of room for improvement”, otherwise our marriage is
excellent. I suspect, and always have, that the reason our sex life isn’t what
it could be, is a chemistry thing, that, and a level of familiarity and
comfort. About a year ago, we started swinging, and it opened up a whole new
world, and we’ve been happier since. We’ve met some great people, and we’ve met
some not so great people. In the real world, most people have no clue what
swinging really is or entails, but it’s not what most people think of it, so
unless you’ve been there, keep your comments about it to yourself. I only
mention this because while this blog won’t be about swinging, there will be
commentary about it, and about me hitting on women, and I’m trying to curb the “cheater”
comments now.
I’m not a great looking guy, perhaps slightly better than
average. I’m short (5’7”). I used to be overweight until recently losing many
pounds. Before I gained the weight, I had plenty of confidence with women, and
fair success, I’m not a player, but I do have a fair amount of “natural game”,
that is to say, I’m not intimidated by attractive women, and typically don’t
shy away from someone if I’m interested. I also am an easy communicator, the
gift of gab some folks call it. People tend to be comfortable talking to me,
particularly women. Sometimes this leads to some fun times, most often it leads
to a friendship. Since losing the weight, that confidence has come back in
spades, I’m complimented almost daily on how much better I’m looking (and younger,
since I started shaving) and I’ve started flirting here and there with women. I’ve
decided to try pheromones in order to help me take things to that next level,
to avoid those friendships that develop so easily, and turn them into something
perhaps a little more exciting. I also think the extra attention could be
beneficial to my ego and self-esteem (which is good, but not what it used to be).
And lastly, because swinging can be very… competitive. In a club with a hundred
couples in it, you need something to help you stand out. I’m not a young stud, I’m
not particularly buff (I am in shape) and I’m not “tall dark and handsome”. So
I’m hoping to see if perhaps pheromones can give me that slight edge. I’m also
interested to see how it impacts my wife and our own sex life.
I’ll be reporting on daily encounters once the pheromones
have arrived safely, so look for more soon!
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