An introduction to your author/mad scientist

Recent events in my life have made me decide to explore the world of pheromone use. To the outsider, it seems rather simple, you apply a pheromone laced liquid, you go in public, women love you. However, what I’ve turned up in my research seems to be quite a different thing altogether. There are numerous types of pheromones, with numerous effects. Some don’t work on some people, while others have unexpected results and apparently too much can be as bad as not enough. My experience with their use is exactly zero. Today my first product will be arriving, I’ll be testing it in various environments, on various persons, and I’ll be reporting my results here in detail. There will be no “explicit content” I’ll keep everything rated R or cleaner.

Before I begin the testing, I want to tell you about myself, so you can understand where I’m coming from and why I do what I do. Some people are going to find this offensive, and personally, I don’t care.

The name on my blog is fake, in case you couldn’t tell. I’m 41 and married, have been for 17 years, happily. Our sex life could be categorized as “Good, with lots of room for improvement”, otherwise our marriage is excellent. I suspect, and always have, that the reason our sex life isn’t what it could be, is a chemistry thing, that, and a level of familiarity and comfort. About a year ago, we started swinging, and it opened up a whole new world, and we’ve been happier since. We’ve met some great people, and we’ve met some not so great people. In the real world, most people have no clue what swinging really is or entails, but it’s not what most people think of it, so unless you’ve been there, keep your comments about it to yourself. I only mention this because while this blog won’t be about swinging, there will be commentary about it, and about me hitting on women, and I’m trying to curb the “cheater” comments now.

I’m not a great looking guy, perhaps slightly better than average. I’m short (5’7”). I used to be overweight until recently losing many pounds. Before I gained the weight, I had plenty of confidence with women, and fair success, I’m not a player, but I do have a fair amount of “natural game”, that is to say, I’m not intimidated by attractive women, and typically don’t shy away from someone if I’m interested. I also am an easy communicator, the gift of gab some folks call it. People tend to be comfortable talking to me, particularly women. Sometimes this leads to some fun times, most often it leads to a friendship. Since losing the weight, that confidence has come back in spades, I’m complimented almost daily on how much better I’m looking (and younger, since I started shaving) and I’ve started flirting here and there with women. I’ve decided to try pheromones in order to help me take things to that next level, to avoid those friendships that develop so easily, and turn them into something perhaps a little more exciting. I also think the extra attention could be beneficial to my ego and self-esteem (which is good, but not what it used to be). And lastly, because swinging can be very… competitive. In a club with a hundred couples in it, you need something to help you stand out. I’m not a young stud, I’m not particularly buff (I am in shape) and I’m not “tall dark and handsome”. So I’m hoping to see if perhaps pheromones can give me that slight edge. I’m also interested to see how it impacts my wife and our own sex life.

I’ll be reporting on daily encounters once the pheromones have arrived safely, so look for more soon!